Rakugo

 Tana no rakugo

Mukashi Mkashi arutoko ni ojiisan to obaasan ga imashita. Obaasan wa totemo ijiwarudeshita. Machi ni itte tabemono o katte. (Soreto ojiisan wa kasa o mochi agete. Ojiisan wa machi ni ikimashita. Ikinagara jizou o mimashita Ojiisan wa machi ni tsukimashita. (Oojisan wa uriba o tatemasu.) Soreto kaujikan no ato, daremo kawanakattadesu. Ojisan ha uchi ni kaeri masu. Uchi ni kaeru to chiyuu, ooyuki ga furimashita. Ojiisan wa jizou to aimasu. Ojiisan wa kasa o jizouno atama ni nosemashita Ojiisan wa uchi ni tsukimashita Sono toki ni, nanika ga doa o tataita. Ojiisan to obaasan wa doa o shirabetara, jizou ga imashita. Jizou wa tabemono o obaasan to ojiisan ni agemashita
 * //__Obaasan__//**: neeey anata! onaka ga suita, machi ni ikinasai! Tabemono o katte.
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** Hai hai
 * //__Obaasan:__//** hayaku!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** hai hai
 * //Obaasan://** ikuka shine!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** samusoo desunee.
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** waaa takusan hito ga imasuyo! Takusan kasa o uremasu!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** omaitachi wa baka.. daaii kiraii!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** aaaaaa ooyuki desune.
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** kawaisoona jizou. Atamano ueni takusan yuki ga arimasu
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** yoshiya atatakaku shite kudasai**//__.__//**
 * //__Obaasan:__//** anata! watashi no tabemono wa doko desuka?
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** gomen, kaenakatta.
 * //__Obaasan:__//** naze deshita, kasa wa doko desuka
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** kasa wa urenakatta. doushite katte yuuto, jizou ni ageta kara.
 * //__Obaasan:__//** omae wa baka; mou neruwa.
 * //__Obaasan:__//** anata! doa o mini itte!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** hai hai
 * //__Obaasan:__//** ima!
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** iiyooo
 * //__Ojiisan:__//** mite anata, yasashiku sure ba tabemono o moraeru yo.